me, watching tfa: oh boy! i love poe and i love finn the stormtrooper and the heroes so great! look at rey she’s so cool!
me: *gets home*
me, 5 seconds later: i will follow hux into the depths of hell to ensure he takes his rightful place at the throne i will not see a single hair on his firey head come to harm for he shall usher in a glorious new empire of order and prosperity all hail hux the new emperor