@lingua-mortua is doing god’s work, ladies and gentlemen. Because I’m pretty sure Pablo Hidalgo would agree that this is 110% c a n o n.
#whispers #it was the crying that made this for me #the absolute abandonment of control and dignity #and concern for appearances #that crying would represent #for hux #how he’d have to have totally let go #and that he would want this enough to travel and pay for it #seek it out #regularly #schedule it in #having background checked her #and satisfied himself he could count on absolute discretion #approaching it like a military operation #meticulous and organised #all in order to have the opposite for an hour #dear gods #please #headcanon accepted #general hux #nsfw text #star wars for ts (tags via @irisparry)
oh my good lord.
My hobbies include reading porn, writing porn, and encouraging @irisparry to think impure thoughts.
On one of the core worlds, there is an incredibly elegant woman in her 40s who will, for the appropriate fee, bend Hux over a table and cane him until he cries. He sends her a tasteful flower arrangement on her birthday. It’s all very civilised.
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